Decided to share the one that started it all off. Just to warn you this is a bit naughty - not suitable for young children!
The first line was supplied by the people at Nexus Con which is what I wrote this for. The rest is all mine!
There once was a young lady called Ace
Who travelled a lot in outer space
She never did scream
'Til she drank Jim Beam
And finally made it past first base.
This was read out by Von Flores of Earth Final Conflict the Sunday night, he then made me stand up in front of everyone so he could see who wrote it. It got quite a good laugh.
One of my other "talents" in addition to writing fic, is writing limericks. I composed the following last night. Make of it what you will :-)
There once was a linguist called Dan,
Who was an extraordinary man,
He was in love with Colonel Jack,
Who happily loved him right back,
Hurray for that lovely linguist called Dan.
There once was a flyboy called Jack
Who had dodgy knees and a bad back
He loved a linguist called Danny
And was really quite canny
That cute colonel called Jack